The VICE Guide to Making 2014 Better Than 2013: How to Be Less Stupidly Poor...
Photo by Chloe Orefice, graphic work by Sam Taylor Hi folks, enjoying January? Of course you are, who doesn’t enjoy this time of year, a whole calendar month where you’re expected to replace your...
View ArticleThe VICE Guide to Making 2014 Better Than 2013: How Can the Tories Do Better...
Image by Cei Willis, corner graphic by Sam Taylor “At the moment, the Tory Party is a little bit like the bankrupt, defunct music store HMV,” reckons Conservative MP and sometime libertarian rogue...
View ArticleThese Custom French Tombstones Make Dying Fun
This cloudy purple grave is a lot more fun than your shitty tombstone. All photos via Funeral Concept. Maybe it’s because we just said goodbye to another year, or maybe it's because I spent the past...
View ArticleOnline Gaming Is South Korea's Most Popular Drug
Last month, South Korea's parliament started considering a new law that would put online gaming on the same legal footing as vices like gambling, booze and drugs. One bill, if passed, would put limits...
View ArticleThe VICE Guide to Making 2014 Better Than 2013: 10 Ways to Make Clubbing Less...
Photo by Jamie Taete, graphic work by Sam Taylor Clubs, they’re the light at the end of that five-day-long tunnel of shit. They are the reminder that life is only 80 percent bad. The temporary respite...
View ArticleGreece's Kissing Gays Defied Neo-Nazis and Bigot Bishops Yesterday
I have always been ambivalent about the 6th of January. It is the day before my birthday, which means I can get presents and get drunk. On the other hand, it is a great celebration of Orthodoxy....
View ArticleAmbushed Four Times in South Sudan
The day had begun well for the forces of the South Sudanese government. Two battalions of fresh infantry had been sent up the Nile by barge to the forward base, some 20km south of the heavily...
View ArticleThe VICE Guide to Making 2014 Better Than 2013: How Can Labour Do Better in...
Image by Cei Willis, corner graphic by Sam Taylor Politics without policies is great if you're charismatic, sexy and don't look like a peeled newt, but if you're Ed Miliband, you're going to need some...
View ArticleThe VICE Guide to Making 2014 Better Than 2013: 10 Ways to Make British Art...
Some stupid art, photographed by Glen Coco. Graphic work by Sam Taylor. Have you ever seen a crowd of tourists being shuffled along the Shoreditch graffiti tour? It’s funny as hell. We should organise...
View ArticleCry-Baby of the Week
It's time, once again, to despair at some idiots who don't know how to handle the world: Cry-Baby #1: URSSAF The incident: Drinkers in a French bar cleared up their empty glasses once they'd finished...
View ArticleWhite People with No Skill Sets Wanted in China
(Photo via) If you’re a white English speaker, you can get a job teaching private English classes in China. Many schools will hire you without any prior experience, teaching credentials or a working...
View ArticleVICE Special: Buttloads of Pain - Trailer
The horror that befell Oscarina Busse’s backside began in July, 2009. The 35-year-old Floridian felt a dull but persistent itch deep in the meat of her buttocks, one that was impossible to scratch. It...
View ArticleA Scottish Man Was Arrested for Trying to Have Sex with a Drinks Cart on a Train
Some drinks on a train. (Image via; thumbnail image via) I remember reading a news report a few years ago about a woman who was in love with a rollercoaster. "Objectum sexuality" is what she called...
View ArticleShitty Music Clichés That Need to Die in 2014
Shitty Music Clichés That Need to Die in 2014
View ArticleVICE News: Young and Gay in Putin's Russia - Trailer
When Russian President Vladimir Putin banned gay "propaganda" in June last year, Russia's LGBT community went from being a stigmatised fringe group to full-blown enemies of the state. Homophobia...
View ArticleButtloads of Pain
Ms. Banks, a dancer at the King of Diamonds strip club, showing off her massive, illegally injected arse in a backstage dressing room. All photos by Ben Rosenzweig The horror that befell Oscarina...
View ArticleA First Look at VICE News with Shane Smith
This year we're launching VICE News, our dedicated news website. The headquarters in Brooklyn are close to completion, so we thought we'd make a video of VICE founder Shane Smith taking you on a...
View ArticleThe VICE Guide to Making 2014 Better Than 2013: A Step-by-Step Guide to...
Image by Cei Willis, graphic work by Sam Taylor On the 12th of March last year, US Senator Ron Wyden asked Director of National Intelligence James Clapper point blank if the NSA collected bulk data on...
View ArticlePop Will Rewrite Itself: Why No One is Celebrating Top of the Pops's 50th...
Pop Will Rewrite Itself: Why No One is Celebrating Top of the Pops's 50th Birthday
View ArticleThe VICE Guide to Making 2014 Better Than 2013: How to Make Western Foreign...
Photo by Dasha Love, graphic work by Sam Taylor Look, you might not like it, but the fact is, American foreign policy has a lot to do with you. If you live in the West (and you probably do because I...
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