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The Gibraltar Stand-Off Is About More Than Fishing and Fags
The Gibraltarian border. A lot has changed for Gibraltar in the past month. The slab of land at Spain's southern tip has gone from being an expat theme park famous for its red phone boxes and monkeys...
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Britain Is Deluded if It Thinks It Can Bomb Syria to Freedom
Anyone following the recent farrago over the Rock Of Gibraltar will, at some point in the tedious back-n-forth over artificial reefs, have been astounded to realise that the Rock Of Gibraltar still...
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The Syrian Electronic Army Talks About Tuesday’s Hacks
The Syrian Electronic Army's logo. Hours after US officials declared that the United States may launch missile strikes against the Syrian government, pro-Assad hackers known as the Syrian Electronic...
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Londoners Demonstrated For and Against Military Intervention in Syria Yesterday
Since last week's alleged chemical attacks in Syria, Western interest in the country's civil war has escalated considerably. The US UK and France, unsurprisingly, have been the most vocal, moving...
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Hunting for Illegal Immigrants with the UK Border Police
Once upon a time it seemed like the vagaries of the London housing market were only whined about by the same rich tosspots who thought Nick Hornby invented football, but in the last couple of years...
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'Buttwater' Is One of the Greatest Party Tricks Ever
For the past few weeks, I’ve been touring around doing standup comedy, opening for a band called KEN Mode, and we recently found ourselves in Boston with nothing to do. It was a Monday, and some guy...
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The Oxford Dictionary Is a Desperate Attention-Seeker
Image via Just like it killed pagers, travel agents, the Free-Ads and innocence, the internet has basically killed the Oxford Dictionary. In its Oxford English Dictionary form (there's a crucial...
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Noisey Just Got 200 Million Views on Youtube
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Milf Teeth: I Have a Dream
My whole family has decided to drive down the M5 and celebrate my grandmother’s 100th birthday at her house in Devon, even though the elements are stacked against us. For a start, there is the August...
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The Trickle-Down Economics of Nicaragua’s Drug Trade
A mansion owned by Ted Hayman, one of the most notorious kingpins in Bluefields, Nicaragua. After his arrest last year, some people took to the streets to protest. Some names in this story have been...
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Cry-Baby of the Week
It's time, once again, to name and shame the week's biggest pussies. Cry-Baby #1: Houston Police Department (via Gawker/screencap via Fox 26 News) The incident: While playing doctor with a group of...
View ArticleVICE Eats: VICE Eats - Action Bronson - Part 1
Please enable Javascript to watch this video We followed the multi-talented Action Bronson from the kitchen to the stage during this year's Bushwick Block Party. Action headlined the party and...
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On Patrol with Ontario's Suburban Batman
All photos by Jeff Campagna My plan was to write at least 500 words about how difficult it was to track down the Brampton Batman, the local legend that's been haunting the streets of this Ontarian...
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The Feds Will Let the States Legalise Pot… Maybe
This is what the world will be like if weed is ever unambiguously legalized in all 50 states. Photo via Flickr user mardi grass 2011 Ever since Colorado and Washington voted last November to legalise...
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Here Be Dragons: Is the BBC Left Wing or Right Wing?
Image by Cei Willis Once every six months or so, a veteran BBC presenter has a bit of a funny turn, dials his publicist and vomits 800 words down the phone about how everything was better before the...
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We Spent Last Night Wandering Around Parliament Hassling MPs About Syria
Last night, Parliament voted against the principle of the UK taking military action in Syria. Depending on your perspective, Britain has either been saved from getting blood on its hands in another...
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VICE Album Reviews
A$AP FERG – 8 Trap Lord Self-released A$AP Ferg used to be a fashion student. Then he dropped out of shirt-and-trousers school to become a rap man who sounds like a gigantic, adorable bear. It’s...
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This Man Believes All News Events Are Staged By Actors
HOLY SHIT, right? Wake up, sheeple! Have you ever played that road trip – friendly game where you try to decide which actor would play a famous person in a hypothetical Hollywood biopic? For example,...
View ArticleShould We Be Freaked Out About Tile, the World’s Cheapest New Location Tracker?
Tile's sexy infomercial wants to sell you on location tracking. If you’ve been frolicking around the internet lately as an identifiable 18-34 year old, you may have noticed banner ads for a new, thin,...
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