Pen Pals: The Guys Who Really Should Be Locked Up
Photo via Since I’ve been out of prison, I’ve been going to these hellish rehab groups deep in Brooklyn to satisfy the courts. Ninety-five percent of my fellow clients live in halfway houses or...
View ArticleThe Essex Man Who Wants to be King, Prime Minister and Pope
Ambition is a word bandied around fairly liberally these days. In the US, it's always been just about the best quality a person can possess. To quote Holly Johnson’s "Americanos", America became “a...
View ArticleNoisey Just Premiered the Yeah Yeah Yeahs' Video for 'Despair'
Noisey Just Premiered the Yeah Yeah Yeahs' Video for 'Despair'
View ArticleQuestion of the Day: Should Trenton Oldfield Be Deported?
Trenton Oldfield sabotaging the Oxford and Cambridge 2012 boat race. Remember Trenton Oldfield, the Australian guy who jumped in the Thames to sabotage the Cambridge/Oxford boat race in 2012? After...
View ArticleJason Banker and Elijah Wood on ‘Toad Road’
Toad Road is a new film directed and produced by Jason Banker that simultaneously expands the parameters of what documentary filmmaking can be and blurs the lines between that format and traditional...
View ArticleI Went to an Abandoned Nazi Ranch
Photos by Jamie Lee Curtis Taete My co-workers are always going to exotic places, doing dangerous things. I, on the other hand, rarely leave my desk. I don’t like heights, going swimming makes me...
View ArticleApocalypso: How to Party to the End of the World
Since the dawn of time mankind has predicted the end of the world, and with each supposed apocalypse the same question has been asked: Who's throwing the party? The first true Armaggedon kegger...
View ArticleI Worked Out How to Hack Pacemakers and Make Hearts Explode
An X-ray of a pacemaker in someone's chest. (Photo via) Having your heart wirelessly hacked and set to explode at 830 volts could be viewed as a bit of a setback if you're considering getting a...
View ArticleBad Cop Blotter: Yet Another "Justified" Police Shooting
Kendrec McDade was killed by the police last year partly as a result of a false report to 911, but no one is getting punished for his death. Welcome to Bad Cop Blotter, our weekly news roundup that...
View ArticleCould the Turkish Uprising Be a Breakthrough for the Country's Kurds?
Emre Elmekci, a Kurdish activist, sits on a barricade in a road leading to Taksim Square during clashes with the Turkish police. The fallout from the protests in Turkey isn't all bad. Unthinkable...
View ArticleGermany's Blood-Drenched Debt Could Save Greece's Economy
Greek men murdered by German paratroopers in Kondomari, Crete in 1941. (Image via) In early April of 1941, the German army defeated Greek forces along the country's northern front. Where Greece had...
View ArticleWe're Live Streaming Coverage of the São Paulo Protests
For the past few weeks, the bus-fare protests in Brazil have been raging. Last week, the government announced they would reduce fare to its original rate in an attempt to quell the outrage. Members of...
View ArticleM.I.A. - "Bring The Noize" (Official Video)
M.I.A. - "Bring The Noize" (Official Video)
View ArticleIs the EDL's New Resident Poet Too Shit to Be Real?
Is this the EDL poet? (Photo by Henry Langston) Like a racist being handed a tin of Special Brew on a hot day, I was overjoyed to hear that the EDL had appointed their very own poet in residence last...
View ArticleWith Passion and Selfies, Bill Nye is America's Science Guy
With Passion and Selfies, Bill Nye is America's Science Guy
View ArticleNewsflash: Hipster Gentrifiers Aren't Terrorising Asian Women in Hackney
This weekend, the above picture created a furious anti-gentrification firestorm. It appears to be damning evidence that a counselling service for Asian women in the East London borough of Hackney had...
View ArticleRecognising Your Ex-Girlfriend in Porn Is Weird
Photo by Blair Hopkins According to Cosmopolitan magazine, watching porn together can be a great way to spice up your sex life. I've found watching pornography with girls to be a mixed experience, at...
View ArticleI Went Tornado Chasing with a Bunch of Storm Enthusiasts
Shattuck, Oklahoma. There was a moment a couple of days ago while being blasted in the face by a 50 mph concoction of dust, manure and hail the size of ten pence pieces that I thought, 'Enjoy...
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